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Monday, April 16, 2007

brides wanted ... "ahem ahem"

Hindu Boy, to be 27 soon, BE working as no-work-but-sleeping specialist in an MNC in Bangalore, seeks fair, good looking, educated bride, provided she is ready to do the following:
  • Cook "Ayala" and "Mathi" Fry as many as he wants. (Ranges from 4 pieces to half a kg)
  • Cook Kozhikodan Shtyle Fish Curry made in earthen pot with Coconut Paste.
  • Cook Beef Fry, Chicken Curry, Chicken Biriyani
  • Cook "Erisseri", "Puttu", "Kadala" and "Cherupayar".
  • Eat Non Veg :)
  • Make Good Strong "Adicha" Tea.
  • Shout against the groom when he shouts at his heights of "kalipification".
  • Sit on bike for a looooong time since this guy has no intention of using a Car.
If all the criteria satisfied then please send Biodata, Horoscope, Photo, Experience Certificate in Cooking to The Kaalakoodam Dinapatram, PO BOX 97714,Utopia.

Age/Caste/Religion No Bar if all the criteria are met.


Tail piece: A Classified Ad designed for me, if I ever put one up, by my mom, sis and myself. My uncle later added -"സൌന്ദര്യം അല്പം കുറഞ്ഞാലും സാരമില്ല, പുട്ടുണ്ടാക്കാന്‍‌ അറിയണം എന്നതാണു ഓന്റെ മെയിന്‍‌ ആവശ്യം."