Hindu Boy, to be 27 soon, BE working as no-work-but-sleeping specialist in an MNC in Bangalore, seeks fair, good looking, educated bride, provided she is ready to do the following:
If all the criteria satisfied then please send Biodata, Horoscope, Photo, Experience Certificate in Cooking to The Kaalakoodam Dinapatram, PO BOX 97714,Utopia.
- Cook "Ayala" and "Mathi" Fry as many as he wants. (Ranges from 4 pieces to half a kg)
- Cook Kozhikodan Shtyle Fish Curry made in earthen pot with Coconut Paste.
- Cook Beef Fry, Chicken Curry, Chicken Biriyani
- Cook "Erisseri", "Puttu", "Kadala" and "Cherupayar".
- Eat Non Veg :)
- Make Good Strong "Adicha" Tea.
- Shout against the groom when he shouts at his heights of "kalipification".
- Sit on bike for a looooong time since this guy has no intention of using a Car.
Age/Caste/Religion No Bar if all the criteria are met.
Tail piece: A Classified Ad designed for me, if I ever put one up, by my mom, sis and myself. My uncle later added -"സൌന്ദര്യം അല്പം കുറഞ്ഞാലും സാരമില്ല, പുട്ടുണ്ടാക്കാന് അറിയണം എന്നതാണു ഓന്റെ മെയിന് ആവശ്യം."