brides wanted ... "ahem ahem"

Hindu Boy, to be 27 soon, BE working as no-work-but-sleeping specialist in an MNC in Bangalore, seeks fair, good looking, educated bride, provided she is ready to do the following:

• Cook "Ayala" and "Mathi" Fry as many as he wants. (Ranges from 4 pieces to half a kg)
  
• Cook Kozhikodan Shtyle Fish Curry made in earthen pot with Coconut Paste.
• Cook Beef Fry, Chicken Curry, Chicken Biriyani
• Cook "Erisseri", "Puttu", "Kadala" and "Cherupayar".
• Eat Non Veg :)
  
• Make Good Strong "Adicha" Tea.
  
• Shout against the groom when he shouts at his heights of "kalipification".
• Sit on bike for a looooong time since this guy has no intention of using a Car.

If all the criteria satisfied then please send Biodata, Horoscope, Photo, Experience Certificate in Cooking to The Kaalakoodam Dinapatram, PO BOX 97714,Utopia.

Age/Caste/Religion No Bar if all the criteria are met.

Tail piece: A Classified Ad designed for me, if I ever put one up, by my mom, sis and myself. My uncle later added -"സൌന്ദര്യം അല്പം കുറഞ്ഞാലും സാരമില്ല, പുട്ടുണ്ടാക്കാന്‍‌ അറിയണം എന്നതാണു ഓന്റെ മെയിന്‍‌ ആവശ്യം."

വിഷുവാശംസകള്

ഓ !! വീണ്ടും വിഷു.

ഇവിടെ ബസ്സുകാര്‍‌ക്കു ആള്‍‌ക്കാരെ പറ്റിക്കാന് പറ്റിയ സമയം.

വീട്ടില് ആരൊ വിളിക്കുന്നു. ഒന്നു പോയിട്ടിങ്ങു വന്നേക്കാം.

യാത്ര ഇത്തവണയും സംഭവബഹുലമാവാനാണ് സാധ്യത. എങ്കിലും കഴിഞ്ഞ തവണത്തെ അത്ര കുഴപ്പമില്ലായിരിക്കുമെന്ന് ആശിക്കുന്നു.

അപ്പോ .. എല്ലാവര്‍‌ക്കും വിഷു-ഈസ്റ്റര്‍‌ ആശംസകള്

Picture Courtesy: http://www.keralatourism.org

lest we forget

In the midst of a disastrous world cup, where a coach died and two paper giants lost...
In the country where the Sachin's and Sania's get the most adulation..
In a time where everyone is blaming every other layman for a world cup debacle ...

One man rose to the heights; in the world of one of the oldest games. A game which is supposed to have originated in India. A game where the Kasparovs, Kramniks and Karpovs ruled the roost for twenty long years. One man with his sheer Intelligence, Patience and Perseverance now rules the World of Rapid, Blindfold and Classical Chess.

Viswanathan Anand.

Lets forget the other sports persona for the time being; and celebrate his Number One ship in the FIDE ranking and let's not sink this historic moment in the heat of blame games now happening across India. Hats off to the AICF, who forgot their differences, and launched the protest against FIDE to include the Linares ratings into this months FIDE ranking List.

Congrats Vishy Anand. You have made us proud, at a time when our heads were down.